The distress call
Your website looks fine. That isn’t the same as being fine.
Three years ago mine looked perfect in every browser I owned while thirty thousand spam pages ran underneath it. I found out when the phone stopped ringing.
sosSTEVIE is who you call when your digital presence is broken, invisible, or about to be. Not an AI agency selling enthusiasm — a one-person practice that fixes compromised sites, rebuilds weak ones, gets you named inside AI answers, and then keeps it all running. Every engagement starts with a paid diagnosis, because quoting before looking is how people spend five figures solving the wrong problem.
How the work is ordered
Four stages, and the order is the method.
There’s no point ranking a compromised site, and no point converting traffic that can’t reach you. Most people skip ahead. That’s how you pay twice.
Everything on offer
Every page is a question somebody actually types.
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My Website Has Been Hacked. What Do I Do Right Now?
$2,950 -
How Do I Stop My Website From Getting Hacked?
Quoted after diagnosis -
How Do I Stop My Website From Getting Hacked? | sosSTEVIE
Quoted after diagnosis -
Why Is My WordPress Site So Slow and Fragile?
$197/month -
Why Does AI Get My Business Wrong When People Ask About It?
Quoted after diagnosis -
Why Doesn't ChatGPT Recommend My Business?
$2,995 -
Why Did My Website Traffic Suddenly Drop?
Quoted after diagnosis -
Why Isn't My Business Showing Up on Google Maps?
$1,495 -
Why Isn't My AI-Written Content Getting Any Traction?
Quoted after diagnosis -
What Should I Automate First in My Business?
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Why Does My AI Chatbot Keep Getting Things Wrong?
$1,500 + $297/mo -
Who Actually Owns AI Decisions in My Business?
$2,495/month
Five days. One diagnosis. A plan you own.
I don’t quote before I look. You get a ranked list of what’s broken, what each fault is costing you, and what to do first — written to hand to any competent developer, including one who isn’t me.