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Tuesday, 9:14 a.m.
Your site is quietly working for you…
Orders come in. The phone rings. Every browser you own says it looks fine.
Underneath
Looking fine isn’t the same as being fine.
Mine looked perfect while thirty thousand spam pages ran underneath it. I found out when the phone stopped ringing.
sosSTEVIE
Distress call answered.
One person, calm hands. I fix compromised sites, rebuild weak ones, get you named in AI answers, then keep it all running. No quote before I look.
The order is the method
Five days. One diagnosis. A plan you own.
A ranked list of what’s broken, what each fault costs you, and what to do first. The full $997 comes off your first project if you hire me.
- 01Rescue
- 02Rebuild
- 03Rank
- 04Run
SOS Digital Diagnostic · $997
You cannot tell by looking
A good compromise is built so the owner sees nothing.
The symptom isn’t a broken site. The symptom is silence. Enquiries thin out, rankings slide, and every individual week looks like normal variance.
If it’s an emergency
- Your site is down, or showing an error instead of your homepage
- Your site redirects somewhere you didn’t choose
- Google is showing pages on your domain that you never wrote — casino, pharmacy, or anything in a language you don’t publish in
- Google Search Console has flagged your site, or a browser is warning visitors away from it
- You’ve found an administrator account that isn’t a person you can name
If any of those is happening: call. Don’t fill in a form, don’t email, and don’t start deleting things.If I can’t pick up, text the word SOS and your domain. That gets a response faster than anything else.
Caught in about two days. Offline within 72 hours.
The site never went down and its real traffic never dipped. There was nothing to notice on the front end. There never is.
Start here · The SOS Digital Diagnostic
Five days. One diagnosis. A plan you own.
Most website problems are not what the owner thinks they are. The Diagnostic finds the real one in five days, and what it is costing you. I don’t touch your code: read-only access, nothing changed, nothing broken.
- ✓A ranked fault list by cost and effort
- ✓A 90-day roadmap, written to hand to any competent developer, including one who isn’t me
- ✓The AI visibility baseline, screenshotted so it’s testable later
- ✓A 60-minute findings call, recorded, and the recording
- ✓A straight answer on which items you can do yourself. Some of them, you can.
- DAY 1Access and intake
- DAY 2Security sweep
- DAY 3Foundation and visibility
- DAY 4Conversion and cost modeling
- DAY 5Findings call
FIXED · QUOTED UP FRONT · NO HOURLY BILLING
$997
- The full $997 comes off your first project if you hire me.
- You keep the roadmap whether or not you hire me.
- No obligation to hire me. Ever.
One person · one engagement at a time
Everything on offer
Every product is a question somebody actually types.
Prices are published where they’re fixed. Everything else says quoted after the Diagnostic, because quoting before diagnosing is the thing this practice exists to argue against.
Hacked Website Rescue
“My Website Has Been Hacked. What Do I Do Right Now?”
$2,950flat rate · all five phases
- Contain: site down, credentials rotated, attacker locked out, forensic snapshot taken
- Diagnose: find the entry point, every injected file, rogue account and backdoor
- Clean: remove the infection and close the door
- De-index: removal requests and Search Console monitoring until the index is genuinely clear
- Harden: where the rescue actually finishes
OutcomeClean and back online, with the door they came in through closed.
The difference between a bad month and a lost business is what happens in the next 48 hours.
Website Security Hardening
“How Do I Stop My Website From Getting Hacked?”
Quoted after Diagnosis
- Tier one, The Locked Door Standard: reduce the surface, lock the doors, keep it current, watch it, prepare to lose
- Tier two, The Unhackable Core: WordPress becomes a private backend; visitors get static HTML from the edge
OutcomeClosing the doors that automated scanners actually try.
AI-Powered Website Development
“Do I Actually Need a New Website, or Just a Fixed One?”
Quoted after Diagnosis
- Diagnose before designing: rebuild or redesign, and why
- Speed-first build in 4 to 6 weeks
- Built for two audiences: people, and the answer engines that describe you
OutcomeMost redesigns solve a problem the owner can see instead of the one they have. This one starts with the one you have.
WordPress Optimization & Maintenance
“Why Is My WordPress Site So Slow and Fragile?”
$197per month
- Staged updates and rapid security patching
- Uptime and index monitoring
- Tested off-site backups
- Quarterly plugin audits
- A person who answers the phone
OutcomeFast, current and secure, so it stops being an emergency.
At $197 a month you’re spending $2,364 a year, less than a single emergency rescue at $2,950.
Make Your Business AI-Readable
“Why Does AI Get My Business Wrong When People Ask About It?”
Quoted after Diagnosis
- Extract: structured interviews that get it out of your head
- Structure, publish and corroborate one source of truth
- Maintain: a quarterly review so it doesn’t go stale
OutcomeOne clear, structured, current, corroborated source of truth that your AI visibility, chatbot and automation all sit on.
AI Search Visibility
“Why Doesn’t ChatGPT Recommend My Business?”
$2,995one-time Implementation Build
- Baseline testing across ChatGPT, Perplexity and Gemini
- The full audit
- Content restructuring
- Schema, /llms.txt and entity cleanup
OutcomeGetting your business named inside the AI answers your buyers actually act on.
Optional $997/month retainer, no minimum term. Many businesses only need the build.
SEO & Technical Audit
“Why Did My Website Traffic Suddenly Drop?”
Quoted after Diagnosis
- Date the drop precisely and list what changed that week
- Rule out compromise first
- Crawl it properly, match cause to date, then fix
OutcomeThe actual cause, found before anything is recommended.
Local SEO & Google Business Profile
“Why Isn’t My Business Showing Up on Google Maps?”
$1,495one-time · no retainer
- The full Google Business Profile rebuild
- Listing consistency cleanup across the web
- Review system setup
- On-site local structure and schema
OutcomeFor most local businesses, the single highest-return work available.
No ongoing retainer: once it’s built, the upkeep is work you can do yourself.
The Content Engine
“Why Isn’t My AI-Written Content Getting Any Traction?”
Quoted after Diagnosis
- Extract what only you know
- Find the questions your buyers actually ask
- Then use AI, hard, and put you back in
OutcomeContent built on information nobody else has. The machine handles the volume.
AI Workflow Automation & Agents
“What Should I Automate First in My Business?”
from $1,495scales with process complexity
- The process written down first
- A well-defined, single-process automation
- Process documentation also available on its own
OutcomeThe highest-volume, most rule-based, lowest-judgment task, automated so success is boring.
Multi-system workflows cost more, and get scoped before starting rather than after.
AI Customer Agent
“Why Does My AI Chatbot Keep Getting Things Wrong?”
$1,500+ $297/month
- Setup: knowledge base construction, guardrails, escalation and deployment
- Monthly: knowledge updates as the business changes
- Monthly: transcript reviews to find gaps, re-testing when models shift
OutcomeAn assistant built on a real source of truth, allowed to say “I don’t know.”
Fractional AI Officer
“Who Actually Owns AI Decisions in My Business?”
$2,495per month · six-month minimum
- Which tools are approved
- What data can go where
- What gets automated and what stays human
- Honest reporting on what’s actually working
OutcomeSomeone senior who owns AI decisions for your business a few days a month.
Roughly $30,000 a year, about 15% of a senior technical leader at around $200,000.
Straight answers
What people ask before they book.
How much does the SOS Digital Diagnostic cost?
How is this different from a free website audit?
Do I have to hire you afterwards?
What if you find my site has been hacked?
How long does it take and what do you need from me?
Who do I call if my website has been hacked?
How quickly will I get a response?
Is sosSTEVIE an agency or one person?
What size of business do you work with?
Can you guarantee my site won’t be hacked?
Stop guessing
He didn’t need a new website. He needed somebody to look before selling.
Five days. One diagnosis. A plan you own. $997, and the full amount comes off your first project if you hire me.
Don’t book. Call. That’s a different conversation, and it starts now.